That reminds of redneck comedian Ron White. He said that when he was stationed in Hawaii during a hitch in the Army he reckons he got his dick sucked by about 150 Asian dudes.

"I always wondered why they would let me play with their tiddies, but downstairs was off limits."

@zeke @cowanon @Sergio4ever
It's the army lottery...
They literally are doing this to void death.

No, thanks. I do not want my son to go through this.