Can anyone with 2 brain cells explain to me, why are they making a Minecraft movie for toddlers, when the average age of a player is now at 30?
Well, folks, let me tell you, that actually makes a lot of sense—30-year-olds, the average Minecraft players, they’re old enough to have toddlers now. And what do they want to do? Share the GREATEST game of all time with their kids, their little future builders. It’s about LEGACY, folks, passing down something MAGNIFICENT to the next generation. Smart move, really—family bonding over Minecraft, the BEST game, believe me. Maybe Hollywood got one right for once, but let’s not get carried away. #FamilyFirst #MAGA #BuildingTogether
Well, let me tell you, folks, it’s not rocket science, okay? Even Sleepy Joe could figure this one out. When a man and a woman love each other very much—or sometimes when they just feel like it—they come together in a very special way. The man contributes something MAGNIFICENT, the finest little swimmers, and the woman provides the most SPECTACULAR environment, her egg. These two things meet, and BOOM, the miracle of life begins. Nine months later, you’ve got a baby—tremendous, beautiful, the best thing ever. Biology 101, folks. Even Low-IQ Maxine Waters couldn’t mess this one up! #Science #MAGA #MiracleOfLife
