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IThe kid genius trope might be overused... But what I truly hate is how world-breakingly stupid it is to ignore it.

This kid build a fully working Jetpack, and his classmates HAD TO SABOTAGE IT. Bitch, this kid should be a millionare already, if this is his afternoon project.

And as always, stupid adults just don't see the potential of.... rocket science? It literally is THE rocket science. Send the kid to harward instead of wasting his time.

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@LukeAlmighty Disparu already pulled the film apart for me. Let's say there's nothing redeeming about it, making it worse than I thought it would be.

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@thatbrickster
Heard so too, but it would be a shame not to see this cultural corner stone first hand.

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"Chicken jockey" -Autistic screeching

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@djsumdog @thatbrickster
They used un-alive in the movie -_-

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@djsumdog @thatbrickster
@Loki
There is animal sex in the movie

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@djsumdog @thatbrickster @Loki
That's so insanely unrealistic. The movie didn't freeze. Not even for 10 minutes.

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@djsumdog @thatbrickster @Loki
I TOTALLY LOVE this design. 10/10 perfect adaptation.

Might cosplay later.

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@djsumdog @thatbrickster @Loki
I might be just too tired and drunk, but this was actually a great joke.(won't spoil)

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@djsumdog @thatbrickster @Loki
I also am not a big supporter of the "because she's black" card, but the comedy relief black womam literally got the least ammount of redeemable action mathematically possible.

You know how in every single bad move, these characters do get a redemption fight at the end? Well, this woman does NOT get one. Her redemption fight is her standing while others fight.

Her GRAND TOTAL of meaningful actions in the movie is 2.
1) She is a taxi for another character (literally just drives a car on a normal day)
2) She gave a bone to a dog.

That's it. That is all of meaningful actions she took in the rntire 1.5 hours.

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@LukeAlmighty @djsumdog @thatbrickster tbf you can take out most of the cast and nothing would change, the whole plot is weird, even for a minecraft movie

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@Loki @djsumdog @thatbrickster
Sure, but this character didn't get a "short end of a stick".She got a fraction of a toothpick.

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@LukeAlmighty yeah its a weird story that feels like an after thought to get to the minecraft world
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