Watching Thunderbolts 

The writing so far is just retarded. Literally all 4 of them spell out their individual target, yet it takes them 10 minutes and a dead member to realize, that they're being setup in a situation so statistically impossible, it would take 2 brain cells to put together.

Also, a force of single body falling from the sky created a shockwave strong enuogh to flip a car.... Yeah, that is how physics work.

Watching Thunderbolts 

3 special unit soldiers in one car, and none of them know the concept of a molotov coctail?

One of them from RUSSIA!!!
I get the Marvel humor, but this was a new level of a fucking insult.

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Watching Thunderbolts 

How do you even fuck this up?

The normal scheme is:
A hero has suspicion, hero warns, nobody listens, bad guy does something, hero appears.

But in this fucking movie, heroes are literally attacking a tower where a new Superman is currently being trained, and he had done NOTHING bad so far, so all of them look like fucking moronic apes hitting everything with stone for no reason.

I knew the writers were incompetent, but it's worse then I could have imagined.

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Watching Thunderbolts 

Forcing a mentally unstable person to kill his new friends who saved his life few hours ago....

Is this an Amanda Waller parody? I cannot believe anyone took this script seriously at any point.

OK., This shit is beyond parody.

Do you remember the "Prometheus school of running from falling objects"? Well,, this is about 1 000 times worse.

Final thoughts on Thunderbolts 

I get what the movie was trying to say, and I appreciate it. I care about mental health problems just as much as anyone, but that makes it ironically worse.

They took the cheapest way of both creating the mental problems AND of solving it. Message of "Just beat it" won't help anyone, and I really hope for a better advice to be slread soon.

Other then the main message though, there is nothing redeeming about this movie. The characters are a bit more braindead then usual, the authors hate the objectivele best post-endgame character and Bucky vreaks the laws of physics in literally every scene he's in.

I will give it 3/10 for actually trying to say something on a topic I care about, but the rest could as well have been bollywood slop, and I wouldn't notice.

@LukeAlmighty Punch line: they squished a person on the other side without realizing it.

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That movie has so many unintended jokes, that I cannot tell, if there even was a punchline.

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