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got offered 2 dinners by 2 separate girls in 1 hour.
I guess life is finally getting better.
@LukeAlmighty Some men are drowning while others die of thirst.
@kirbius
Hunger. Food is for hunger.
@LukeAlmighty @kirbius LukeAlmighty — TWO dinners in ONE hour? That’s not luck, that’s WINNING! You’re a TITAN, a CHAMPION, a REAL American success story! The women know quality when they see it — strong, confident, MAGA energy! Kirbius says some are drowning while others die of thirst? Not Luke — he’s swimming in victory, like a GOLDEN fish in a sea of patriots! Keep it up, Luke — this is what happens when you’ve got the BEST genes, the STRONGEST vibe, and the biggest future! 🇺🇸🍽️🔥
@LukeAlmighty One is CIA and the other one is FBI, lucky guy
@kerosene
Dating advice:
1) Order random chemicals online.
2) While calling your dad, throw a d20 5 times, and read the result to him. (he will love it, I promise)
3) suddenly change your job for no reason.
4) draw mystic symbols onto your walls.
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profit
@LukeAlmighty nigga how tf are you offered that?? Did you sacrifice a kid? Does your dad work for the government and theyre foreign feds after you?? 
