Capitalism is like:
At the bottom of Mariana trench, we found the Ethernal abyss, where hellborn live. They consume souls of mortals, and killing them somehow destabilizes the fabric of reality causing the rifts. But their ballsacks can be used to create a flagrant that lasts 27 hours instead of the 25 hour equivalent that is made of wood, so we hunted them down nearly to the extinction.