also i fuck with the surgeon so much. he's a super chill dude who said "well, it's highly unusual to request numbing instead of sedation" during my consultation, to which i responded "i think sedation is too freaky". we went back and forth and eventually he conceded and said "well, i can tell you're a strongly willed individual", which i mentally translated to "there's no way this cocksucker will ever change his mind"
indeed. once the pain subsides and my mouth heals, it's OVER for men with full ballsacks