Monday morning #headlines recap
Multi-front war is back: Beirut → Israel → Iran → Yemen, inside 18 hours. The ceasefire didn't just stay empty - it shattered. Israel hit Beirut's Dahiyeh, Iran fired its first missiles at Israel since the April 8 truce, Israel struck back inside Iran, and then Yemen entered the war, declaring a Red Sea naval blockade and putting missiles on Tel Aviv. Good thing Trump is calling the shots.
Israel closed all Gaza crossings and halted humanitarian aid to roughly 2 million Palestinians after Iran's strikes - collective punishment for an Iran-Israel exchange Gaza had no part in. The evil nature of the jew is unparalleled in the modern world.
North Korea nuclear threat: if the US hits Iran with nukes, North Korea will fire nuclear ballistic missiles at Tel Aviv and Washington. Notably, Xi arrived in Pyongyang for a state visit the same day. Kim Jong Un has entered the chat…
Crude jumped +3-4% as Israel struck Iran "ignoring Trump pleas”. Weak men make expensive gas.
Russia is grinding into fortified Konstantinovka, the southeast now effectively fallen - a "double cauldron," with Shevchenko liberated and advances in nearly every sector except Kherson. Meanwhile Zelenskyyyyyy landed in the UK to meet Macron, Merz, Starmer - reportedly to an empty airport. The war has now passed WWI in length.
Ukraine launched a drone boat designed to level half a Romanian city by hitting an oil depot next to an ammonium nitrate depot, to try to drag NATO into the war, but the boat got hung up on pollution buoys – but not before the Starlink antenna on it was photographed. Cue the Benny Hill theme…
Korea's KOSPI cratered ~8.8% with circuit breakers tripping twice, dragging Friday's US positioning purge across the Pacific while oil gapped up and silver knifed through its 200-day line.
Blackstone gates private credit: the $1.3T manager restricted withdrawals from its flagship private credit fund - not the only fund to do so in recent days.
SpaceX IPO Friday (June 12): Hyperliquid's pre-IPO perp has slid ~25% from peak toward the $135 IPO price; one Danish pension banned its investors from the shares over governance and money-burn.
Philippines 7.8 quake (~12 dead, 200+ injured, buildings down in General Santos).
President Trump cuts off and walks out of a Kristen Welker interview while she questions him about voter fraud. Here’s an idea: instead of acting like a little drama queen, maybe consider hanging a few of the voter fraud perpetrators.
Trump just signed an executive order that will functionally wall off the Canadian export economy from the United States. Until a leftist judge decides otherwise…
Dan Crenshaw shits on Massie for saying the USS Liberty attack was purposeful, and acts like everyone knows it was an accident. Dan is tired of Huckabee and others getting all the attention for publicly fellating the jews.
Iran inscription on missiles bound for Israel: “In the name of Jesus Christ — to all the people of the world: We are fighting a criminal gang. The corrupt people of Epstein Island. We will not compromise. To rid the world of corruption and usury.” Hilarious if true, but somehow I doubt it.
Dorm room of the only white woman in the entire University of Toronto engineering department is surrounded by streetshitters and they try to force their way in. As much as I hate nasty pajeets, I feel even more anger toward the cucked father that allowed his daughter to be in this position.
There are roughly 11,000 physicians in the US on H1B visas. That means 9,900 of them used fraudulent documents for their H1B approval. I think the number is higher than that, but regardless never let an Indian doctor touch you or a family member.
Albanians filmed going door to door and dragging Israeli settlers out of their country. This is the way.
Twitter post: “Many of them are giving up. Visa crowd is openly saying it’s better to just stay in India… plus they’re adding in the ‘hatred towards Indians’ as a motivating factor.” Good news for today: bullying works and jeets are getting scared.
Remember to focus on what's important today frens...
