*puts tinfoil hat on*
Emperor Palpatine is the only good guy in Star Wars.

The reason he wanted to create the Empire is that he know aliens from outside the galaxy were preparing to invade. And these aliens didn't give jack shit about the universal law of the galaxy (the Force itself. They were literally immune to it). So to protect everyone from these illegal aliens that planned to break the law, he had to unify the galaxy through a Grand Empire.

But Disney discovered that the true sequel to the Star Wars story was such an effective propaganda piece against illegal immigrants, and they had to stop it, because it conflicted with their own plans of removing borders in the US.

They also had to proclaim The Expanded Universe non-canon, because that's where the truth of Palpatine's Empire currently resides in.

*takes tinfoil hat off*
Well that was fun. Maybe I'll do that again.

@RLS89ZX @alyx bad guys don't build empires just so he can protect the people from outside threats. Bad guys also don't go around exterminating the those lousy space jews, I mean Jedis, and their weird neutral communism
@RLS89ZX @alyx please say that again. I didn't quite understand. Jedis are faggots?

Also good luck fighting a war with your no gobberment. A foreign government is going to come in and take your shit then throw it out because your shit is shit.
@RLS89ZX @alyx @ililiiiililiilillil Evil with everyone working, the people being fed, and children being properly educated is better than good with the freedom to starve on fucking Tatooine.
@alyx @RLS89ZX @MisterRogersSnapped I think it is now. Maybe he was mad at the beginning because he was not touched by the sparkiness of the emperor.
@RLS89ZX @alyx @ililiiiililiilillil Your heroes are dead. Your Disney murdered them. Would you follow those who killed your heroes, or those who will raise the heroes from the ashes of our fathers and the temples of the Force?
@alyx @MisterRogersSnapped @RLS89ZX Aye, fellow citizen. May his lightning touch your every facet of your life. Where else but the empire can a sandi boi from a single parent house hold on a back water desert world grow up to walk beside his holiness.

@RLS89ZX
By the way, nice cat in your profile pic. Too bad you're restricting its freedom and mind controlling it with your food and expensive toys.
@ililiiiililiilillil @MisterRogersSnapped

@RLS89ZX
I didn't see anything about your cat's gender identity in your bio, so I didn't want to assume her gender. So I thought "it" would be safe enough. She is indeed beautiful. To bad she can't be free and her true potential is limited by her owner.
@ililiiiililiilillil @MisterRogersSnapped

@RLS89ZX @ililiiiililiilillil @alyx Oh no, young padawan. Not just right-wing. Go further, if your child's mind can fathom it. In order to have a truly working society you must realize the place of a force user is not a silly rebellion that cannot win, but to mold and indoctrinate the weaker minds of the people and keep order. It is the duty of the Force to the people to keep order. There is beauty in organization. Children respond to repitition and rules, as do most adults. There is nothing "New" about Order.

@MisterRogersSnapped
Holly shit! That is the most redpilled thing I've ever heard about the Force. Bravo! :bigbrain:
@ililiiiililiilillil @RLS89ZX

@RLS89ZX
If your precious Rebels were so good, how come they idolized the Jedi, who's doctrine is suppressing the expression of human emotions? How come you don't count that as social engineering and destroying individual freedom?

The Sith were the only ones that accepted and embraced human emotions. They embraced individual freedom a lot more than the Jedi.
@MisterRogersSnapped @ililiiiililiilillil

@RLS89ZX @alyx @ililiiiililiilillil Who brainwashed you? The people who traumatized you or those who would bring about the order that would set you free?

Those who made Luke disappear after being gutless and not facing down his enemy in battle? Those who had a son kill his own father, not only while you watched, but PAID to watch? Those who feigned to create new heroes but left you with a shabby, grim ending that literally destroyed your hero's journey?

We would have never let that happen. In the end the triumph you would have felt would have been unimaginable. A triumph of man's will. A restoration of what is truly good in the galaxy.
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