*puts tinfoil hat on*
Emperor Palpatine is the only good guy in Star Wars.

The reason he wanted to create the Empire is that he know aliens from outside the galaxy were preparing to invade. And these aliens didn't give jack shit about the universal law of the galaxy (the Force itself. They were literally immune to it). So to protect everyone from these illegal aliens that planned to break the law, he had to unify the galaxy through a Grand Empire.

But Disney discovered that the true sequel to the Star Wars story was such an effective propaganda piece against illegal immigrants, and they had to stop it, because it conflicted with their own plans of removing borders in the US.

They also had to proclaim The Expanded Universe non-canon, because that's where the truth of Palpatine's Empire currently resides in.

*takes tinfoil hat off*
Well that was fun. Maybe I'll do that again.

@RLS89ZX @alyx bad guys don't build empires just so he can protect the people from outside threats. Bad guys also don't go around exterminating the those lousy space jews, I mean Jedis, and their weird neutral communism

@RLS89ZX @alyx please say that again. I didn't quite understand. Jedis are faggots?

Also good luck fighting a war with your no gobberment. A foreign government is going to come in and take your shit then throw it out because your shit is shit.

@ililiiiililiilillil @RLS89ZX @alyx Empire is onlly government in the galaxy where the shuttles run ontime.

@RLS89ZX @alyx @ililiiiililiilillil Evil with everyone working, the people being fed, and children being properly educated is better than good with the freedom to starve on fucking Tatooine.

@RLS89ZX
Okay, common on now, that HAS to be sarcasm.
@MisterRogersSnapped @ililiiiililiilillil

@alyx @RLS89ZX @MisterRogersSnapped I think it is now. Maybe he was mad at the beginning because he was not touched by the sparkiness of the emperor.

@RLS89ZX @ililiiiililiilillil @alyx Oh no, young padawan. Not just right-wing. Go further, if your child's mind can fathom it. In order to have a truly working society you must realize the place of a force user is not a silly rebellion that cannot win, but to mold and indoctrinate the weaker minds of the people and keep order. It is the duty of the Force to the people to keep order. There is beauty in organization. Children respond to repitition and rules, as do most adults. There is nothing "New" about Order.

@MisterRogersSnapped
Holly shit! That is the most redpilled thing I've ever heard about the Force. Bravo!
@ililiiiililiilillil @RLS89ZX