*puts tinfoil hat on*
Emperor Palpatine is the only good guy in Star Wars.

The reason he wanted to create the Empire is that he know aliens from outside the galaxy were preparing to invade. And these aliens didn't give jack shit about the universal law of the galaxy (the Force itself. They were literally immune to it). So to protect everyone from these illegal aliens that planned to break the law, he had to unify the galaxy through a Grand Empire.

But Disney discovered that the true sequel to the Star Wars story was such an effective propaganda piece against illegal immigrants, and they had to stop it, because it conflicted with their own plans of removing borders in the US.

They also had to proclaim The Expanded Universe non-canon, because that's where the truth of Palpatine's Empire currently resides in.

*takes tinfoil hat off*
Well that was fun. Maybe I'll do that again.

@RLS89ZX @alyx bad guys don't build empires just so he can protect the people from outside threats. Bad guys also don't go around exterminating the those lousy space jews, I mean Jedis, and their weird neutral communism

@RLS89ZX @alyx please say that again. I didn't quite understand. Jedis are faggots?

Also good luck fighting a war with your no gobberment. A foreign government is going to come in and take your shit then throw it out because your shit is shit.

@ililiiiililiilillil @RLS89ZX @alyx Empire is onlly government in the galaxy where the shuttles run ontime.

@RLS89ZX @alyx @ililiiiililiilillil Evil with everyone working, the people being fed, and children being properly educated is better than good with the freedom to starve on fucking Tatooine.

@RLS89ZX
Okay, common on now, that HAS to be sarcasm.
@MisterRogersSnapped @ililiiiililiilillil

@alyx @RLS89ZX @MisterRogersSnapped I think it is now. Maybe he was mad at the beginning because he was not touched by the sparkiness of the emperor.

@ililiiiililiilillil
The Supreme Emperor is indeed majestic and beautiful, isn't he?
@MisterRogersSnapped @RLS89ZX

@alyx @MisterRogersSnapped @RLS89ZX Aye, fellow citizen. May his lightning touch your every facet of your life. Where else but the empire can a sandi boi from a single parent house hold on a back water desert world grow up to walk beside his holiness.