@kitty @alyx @icameheretoawoo Awoo is how the apocalypse is averted.

@nerdman @alyx @icameheretoawoo The a-woo-lpha and the o-woo-mega

@kitty
Can't wait to die and go to Awoo heaven to meet the Great Awoo God.
@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc @nerdman

@alyx @kitty @icameheretoawoo In the awoo, every shitpost is a piece of heaven.

@nerdman @alyx @icameheretoawoo
> A world where all nouns are "awoo"

@kitty Awoo? Awoo awoo awoo. Awoo. @alyx @icameheretoawoo @nerdman

@kitty @alyx @icameheretoawoo You know what awoo needs to spread? A schism. Nothing makes religious beliefs spread faster than bloodletting over minutia.

@nerdman
Hmm... Interesting... What small detail do you suggest people fight over?
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