Here's what I've learned today from polls:
- 60% of fedi are Chinese spies
- 2 in 5 fedi users still have hope that Igel will get a waifu (clearly they are deluded)
- people like polls, but we have to deal with limited mastodon polls
- 100% awoo
- 80% meow
- fedi is 100% conspiratorial about Corona-chan
- and there's a 1 in 3 chance I was drunk while doing this.