@TheAncestor
Once you'll know the thing, you'll be tempted to try to do the thing.
@TheAncestor
The thing is extremely dangerous, and it will most likely lead to your death.
@TheAncestor
FINE! The thing is horse fucking! There, I said it! Are you happy now?!
@TheAncestor
Why would you want to do the thing with a feminist unicorn? In human equivalent, that's be like wanting to fuck Randi Harper.
@TheAncestor
Twilight Sparkle is fabulous... that thing is just... meh.
Maybe I want to do the thing though.