everyone follow @PonyPanda rn rn

@Terry


Who is @PonyPanda and why should I care?

@bagofshit @PonyPanda an aussie like awoo that has great taste and is fun to talk to . Do it. Do it now. act like you're getting to the chopper but instead following an account

@Terry @PonyPanda @bagofshit
I don't know... you're acting highly suspicious...

@alyx @PonyPanda @bagofshit fuck you this is how I always talk. I'm eithier shitfaced drunk or incredibly stressed from work. There has only been a couple of people to see my happy medium and you're not one of them but I will charge you 10 dollars to see it

@Terry @PonyPanda @bagofshit
I meant more you being this desperate for people to follow this friend of yours.

@alyx @PonyPanda @bagofshit Alyx I've known you for a little while. the lonely panda is a refugee. I'm doing my part

what did you do today to help?

@Terry



Please tell me you're at least getting pussy out of all this pathetic simping.



@alyx @PonyPanda

@bagofshit @PonyPanda @alyx panda is a dude afaik. I'm just being friendly

@Terry @bagofshit @alyx

Lmao. I ain't no e-girl. Get that idea out your head. I'm quite the opposite. The local police have a saved template for restraining orders against me. This picture captures the energy I radiate.
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@PonyPanda @Terry @bagofshit
I hate this picture so fucking much...

@alyx

That's not good enough. I want you to feel violated and too scared to look at your genitalia.

@Terry @bagofshit

@PonyPanda @Terry @bagofshit
Why would I be scared to look at my genitalia? If anything, I'd be scared to look at yours.