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If the real world was a game engine, what would it be?
@alyx Source: I pick up my coffee mug in the morning an initiate a mug accelerated backhop into a small slop then rocket myself into work. Extra protip: you can fall any height without taking fall damage if you land in any depth of water.
@blight
I still try the falling into a puddle from any height trick in every video game I can. I'm always massively disappointed whenever it doesn't work. Clearly those games are broken.
@alyx
I'm torn between unity and unreal
Unreal because everyone is greasy and it's controlled by retards
And unity because it's fucking shit
I'm torn between unity and unreal
Unreal because everyone is greasy and it's controlled by retards
And unity because it's fucking shit
@alyx Godot, cause we're always waiting (and it's FOSS)
@alyx@gameliberty.club I'd prefer CryEngine because it has blurry graphics,
except without Engine
@replikvlt @alyx damn same
@alyx Unpopular opinion: Pain engine
I love how the results of this pole ended up summing up to 101%. I guess that's what happens when your world runs on an frankenstein combination of CryEngine, Unity and Source.