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Why do I keep growing in followers?
@alyx shitpost long enough to see yourself become the fediceleb.
@icedquinn
I suddenly feel the urge to take a long scolding-hot shower.
@alyx this is the worst way to get hot and bothered.
@icedquinn
I think you misunderstand. The idea of becoming a "fediceleb" made me feel disgusting and dirty, and I need to clean myself of that filth.
@alyx its ok you get to post 
and get 30 retoots
and get 30 retoots
@icedquinn
I don't have bun emojis here... closest I've got is 👯♀️
@alyx unsalvageable instance. 
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@histoire @icedquinn
Wait... are you the guy from CountDankula's latest video that ate human ass?
@histoire @icedquinn
So you just happen to be a different cannibal that has a thing for asses?
I don't think so
I normally reserve it for special meals
Lot of meat on a good booty tho