my grandmother is trying to get us to go to seaworld

if i wanted to see fish i would just buy sushi

@pasture why are you gay

@emilis why are YOU gay

@pasture i followed you

@emilis @pasture
Why are both of you gay?

@alyx @pasture who says I’m gay?

@emilis @pasture
You definitely gay.

@alyx @pasture you are gay

@emilis @pasture
Which is why I know you're gay.

@alyx @pasture but you see I have a trick up my sleeve, watch this

I am bi

@emilis @pasture
"Bi" is just a cop-out. It's people desperately trying to cope with their gayness. You gay fam.

@alyx @pasture yeah yeah blah blah blah come here and give me ur bussy already

@emilis @pasture
Why do people keep thinking I'm some slut who'd put out for just about anyone?...