💀
@jbauer@pleroma.paritybit.ca
@alyx There is no going back.
@jbauer
Ok, what if, hear me out here, what if I started listening to Nickelback?
@alyx I don't think even normies listen to Nickelback 
@jbauer
Bieber? Beyonce?
@DickForgetsHeRunsServices @jbauer
My tests just came in. I appear to have cancer now.
@alyx That's a start, but listening isn't enough. You have to become unreasonably obsessed and fawn over them too.
Plus, this only fixes the music part of your non-normie-ness.
Plus, this only fixes the music part of your non-normie-ness.
@jbauer
*sigh* I'm screwed...
