@igelsQTs @alyx IGEL CHAN HELLO

@chj0 @igelsQTs @alyx COME BACK WE ALL MISS YOUR HEARTWARMING MOTIVATIONAL POSTS

@methyltheobromine @igelsQTs@neckbeard.xyz @chj0
True, but he's not coming back. He's just teasing us.

@alyx @igelsQTs @chj0 what if I told you, he came back?

@methyltheobromine @alyx @chj0 @igelsQTs let’s not revive that conspiracy theory

@emilis @igelsQTs@neckbeard.xyz @methyltheobromine @chj0
What conspiracy? I wanna hear it.

@alyx @igelsQTs @methyltheobromine @chj0 someone thought I was an igel alt at some point because I came to fedi p much when he left

@emilis @igelsQTs@neckbeard.xyz @methyltheobromine @chj0
Oh, lol no. You're too openly gay to be igel.

@alyx @igelsQTs @methyltheobromine @chj0 Im bi but yeah

@emilis @alyx @chj0 @igelsQTs bi is schrödinger's gay

@methyltheobromine @alyx @chj0 @igelsQTs no it’s not wtf

@emilis @alyx @chj0 @igelsQTs you're gay and straight, but observing you at a given time will give either specific result. Until observed we don't know the result, so it makes sense to assume you being both gay and straight at any time.

@methyltheobromine @alyx @chj0 @igelsQTs that’s assuming I’m only one thing at any given time

@emilis @alyx @chj0 @igelsQTs you always are if the observed timeframe is small enough

@methyltheobromine @alyx @chj0 @igelsQTs no I can be thirsting for both at the same time it’s not a one to one relationship, you are underestimating my horny

@emilis @alyx @chj0 @igelsQTs but I can't observe that, can I?

@methyltheobromine @alyx @chj0 @igelsQTs you don’t get to look at me, no

@emilis @alyx @chj0 @igelsQTs I don't need to look to observe