@alyx Bro that is cringe. I am in a relationship. I gave up the tightest boi pucci on Fedi to take this relationship seriously. I'm not going to risk it to simp for you.
@TheAncestor@alyx Are you mad?! You can't say that kinda stuff to the Ur Awoo! He's married to @mushroom_soup aka the Mother Spore, the Outer Shroom, She Who Ever-Grows Yet Remains Moe
Do you have any idea what happened to the last poster who tried to get between them? You don't want to know...
Fear the old blood, Alyx! For heaven's sake, FEAR IT!
But I'm straight now.