INTERNET MAN PLEASE
💀
@emilis
There are no men on the internet. Only us ladies.
@alyx not on the internet, I was talking about the man who needs to come and give me internet
@emilis
Yeah... fat chance that's gonna happen.
@alyx wtf why
@emilis
I don't make the rules... it's just how things are. The cable man is obligated by law to not come when you want or need him to.
@alyx oh okay, can you set up my internet instead?
@alyx I hate you
@emilis
You and me both.
@alyx now I like you, we have a common enemy 🤝
@emilis
How can you both like me, and consider me an enemy?
@alyx the enemy of my enemy is my friend
@alyx aren’t we all?