I am currently dying (respiratory disease)
💀
@emilis
That's good. Welcome to the club of non-smokers. Unfortunately, it's a pretty boring club.
@alyx I’ve been here before it’s like being straight — I wouldn’t bother but it’d make my gf happy
@emilis
Still better than the lung cancer club. 
@alyx debatable, lung cancer you can at least say yeah babe you took my (cough) breath away
@emilis
And that'll be funny until either the medical bill arrives or the hearse.
@alyx no I am just a quitter (no more smoke)