@TheAncestor
I've had a few funny ones happen over the years. I remember one thinking it was Dr. Who. It asked for a sonic screwdriver.

@Otso
That is bullshit. They are always like "We are just friends" But then after you raped them they never return your calls or want to play video games together anymore :(
@alyx

@TheAncestor @alyx this is true, as friends stay together always (it is impossible to unfriend a true fren). This means that no matter how much you molest your buddy's butthole, they are expected to come back for vidya.