@TheAncestor
Don't you have a loving girlfriend already? I don't really get why you're desperate.

@alyx
I'm sure we can make room in our house for you.

@TheAncestor
I think you should ask her too before commiting to a polyamorous relationship.

@alyx
>Thinking I need to ask her permission
Oh, Alyx. You sweet innocent little thing you.

@TheAncestor @alyx awoo, we talked about consent, and you've forgotten already. Smh...

@Peachysummer
You have to forgive me. I am retarded.
@alyx

@TheAncestor @alyx at least you're not a liar.

@Peachysummer @TheAncestor
Pretty sure he lied a few times too.

@TheAncestor
See, I told you you'd get competition. It seems you'll have to fight for me

@alyx
Anything worth having is worth killing a few people for.