what should i do all day today #fluffytail

@TheAncestor @fluffy
Maybe... but it seems to have worked. You're the one that noticed she didn't have shoes.

@alyx
Why are you so hellbent on slandering my good name?
@fluffy

@TheAncestor @fluffy
There he goes again... another awoo turning rabid out of the sudden ready to attack his master. You just don't get that with cats.

@TheAncestor @alyx @fluffy Hachiko is best name, for best animal.
I've had enough of this heresy on my timeline.

Everyone knows:
When a person dies in their apartment...
If they had a dog, the dog will howl for days, and may be found dead next to their owner.
If they had a cat, the cat will eat their body, and leave out the window after taking a shit in their owner's bed.

Dogs are born of the divine, everyone knows this.
@SystemSock @TheAncestor @alyx oh you want a slave not a partner i see how it is, nice job compensating for your low self confidence and small dick
@fluffy @TheAncestor @alyx You can't tell a loyal companion from a slave.
You need a dog in your life, to save you from the abyss you fell into.
@TheMadPirate @SystemSock @TheAncestor @alyx maybe if you were a better man she'd be a better woman for you, what is she supposed to fall in love with
@fluffy @SystemSock @TheAncestor @alyx
Probably, but I have no incentive to build muscle, wealth or status to "attract a female" if the probability such finding such female that satisfy the 3 conditions is 0.001 %.
@fluffy @SystemSock @TheAncestor @alyx I mean I would be really motivated to do that your myself though, as long as I am sure I won't be subsidizing any female through things like taxation ( i.e. no welfare state ) and that I won't be harassed by any female if I ever dedicate myself to get fit and hit the gym or achieve higher social status.
In other words, I would only do that for selfish reasons that had nothing to do with females.
@SystemSock @alyx @TheAncestor @fluffy Cats are just practical, a rotting corpse will produce deadly gasses that harm the environment, a consumed corpse is returned to the circle of life 🙏🙏🙏

@SystemSock @TheAncestor @fluffy
>awoos praying for my soul
Maybe praying to cats. Even ancient egyptians knew that nekos are the true protectors of human souls.

@SystemSock @TheAncestor @alyx @fluffy This is Greyfriars Bobby in Edinburgh, Scotland. Look up the story if you want to cry uncontrollably for the next hour and a half.
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