>you wake up
>discover you're a cat now
>your owner is the woman of your dreams
What do you do?

@alyx fuck her

@galena
... you're a cat. What makes you think your owner would let you get your penis anywhere near her?

P.S. look up what male cat penises are like.

@alyx You said she's the woman of my dreams. That means she wants to take the barbs.

@galena
The woman of your dreams is a furry that wants cat dick?! Bro... you have weird tastes.