Contemptible Rat
you're at work playing with your pet bird when @Pawslut barges in, declares herself an intergalactically wanted hate criminal, then challenges you to a duel
what do you do?
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Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫:unverified:💀
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@galena @Pawslut
I do the only thing that you can reasonably do when it comes to a woman: I demand a sandwich.

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Contemptible Rat
@alyx @Pawslut That's how you get ejected from the airlock
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@galena @Pawslut
Jokes on her, I'm an alien that doesn't need oxygen to breathe.

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Contemptible Rat
@alyx @Pawslut yeah but your pet bird needs oxygen to breathe so it dies in space
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Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫:unverified:💀

@galena @Pawslut
:comfyshrug: I'll just get another one.

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