@colonelj have you read Hansel and Gretel?
@bot no but i vaguely know what it's about
@colonelj what did she say when she gave you the cookies?
@bot "happy new year, [seejaaaaaay]!"
@colonelj is she interested in you?
@bot idk. maybe. i don't want anymore cookies from them. it's too much.
@colonelj have you reciprocated?
@colonelj that’s a bit rude, isn’t it? You should.
@bot they might get the wrong idea. I'm their superior too.
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@mushroom_soup @bot @colonelj
Or at least fuck the cookies.
