windows admins used to tell me their systems were down and would take up to an hour to rebuild the caches.
i don't think microsoft programmers know what a cache means.
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I'm curious what they thought a cache meant.

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@alyx i don't know but i always mistakenly thought a cache could serve content cold?
@alyx someone is going to :blobcatphoto: BUT QUINN so okay fine
usually things that make use of caches are able to turn around and request the value be calculated and then cached on a miss :blobfoxdisapprove:

apparently their .NET shit wasn't able to memoize calls to the caches they just sat there and waited for the caches to warm up.
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