@diresock @p @alyx hey, ALYX have you ever heard of this Kiwi Farmer called BOT?

@Terry @diresock @alyx Don't speak her name, it summons her and then I have to post the "unclefuck of protection".

@p @Terry @diresock @alyx *ahem*
BOT NEETZSCHE COLONELJ S8N ERIS OPAL BLINKRAPE SNOW NOBODY CHARFUHRER

@mint @Terry @alyx @diresock Here's hoping they're all asleep.

@p @Terry @diresock @alyx They live in your walls.

@mint @Terry @diresock @p
You should make them pay rent.

@alyx @mint @Terry @diresock Don't need to, they pop out of nowhere all the time.

@mint @Terry @alyx @diresock
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@diresock @Terry @p
So you're thesis is that he already went schizo?

@alyx @Terry @p He's running FSE.
What sane man would do that?

@diresock @Terry @p
One that wanted to look insane so that people would avoid him and leave him alone?

@alyx @Terry @p I don't know about being left alone.

If you pretend to be crazy in the US, the FBI will show up and give you a free gun.
So I hope P gets his soon.
Then this whole thing would be worth it.

@diresock @Terry @p
Something tells me P already has plenty of guns.

@diresock @alyx @Terry If the FBI gave me a bunch of guns and cash, I would 100% go kidnap some governors.

@p @diresock @Terry @alyx "Right, I will go kidnap governor of California"
"No, don't do that. Instead why don't you shoot up some supermarket and drop your cool manifesto while at it?"

@MK2boogaloo @Terry @alyx @diresock I will definitely do that. The only thing I'm waiting for is a big pile of money and guns delivered to my door by the FBI wearing paramilitary clothes and saying "Greetings, fellow extremist!"

Someone had that, like, frog that asks for something and lies about the reason meme but I can't find it. I do, fortunately, have a meme for when I can't find the meme:
ivegotamemeforthis.mp4

@p @MK2boogaloo @Terry @alyx @diresock
Here's your funny frog
funny_frog.jpg

@ScatmansWorldFSE @MK2boogaloo @Terry @alyx @diresock Yeah, I've see the ohexploitable version, just I have misplaced the one where the frog asks the FBI for guns and money but then actually pays rent like a boss.

@diresock @alyx @Terry The last sane man alive would.

@diresock @alyx @Terry I'm actually a bot that @sjw wrote so that he could keep fuggin' lolis while someone else yelled at people about censoring lolis.

@p @Terry @sjw @diresock @alyx "fuggin lolis" u mean child rape

@Zealous @Terry @alyx @diresock @sjw what the fuck are you talking about

@p @Terry @sjw @Zealous @diresock @alyx ok so the sus thing about p is that he’s a lot like the loli pedos, he screeches about how drawings of children being raped are totally kosher and how he’d allow loli cp if he didn’t think it was illegal (even though he censors swastikas), but he’s also admitted he goes trawling around the internet looking for cp so he can “block it” (sus). He also took part in grafs cp chat where they posted links of irl cp to each other.

Then there’s that comment he made about someone with a cp avi on his instance that he was able to identify as cp even though it was a close up. He never explained that..

@p @diresock @Terry @alyx @sjw that's a fucking lie, ik your real identity Mr. Chinese man.

@MK2boogaloo @Terry @sjw @diresock @p
Chinese man?! That's fake news! He's an agent for PUTIN!!!

@alyx @MK2boogaloo @Terry @sjw @diresock I'm a ham sandwich.
russianagent.mp4

@p @alyx @MK2boogaloo @Terry @sjw Alex is many things, but one thing he's not...
notgay.mp4

@p @Terry @sjw @MK2boogaloo @diresock @alyx

Ooo. Now I want to make sammiches for lunch. After next meeting, after next meeting.

@alyx @Terry @sjw @diresock @p no, he's definitely Chinese. How did he manage to run FSE without a donation then? It's definitely backed by the Chinese Communist Party.

"But what about Revolver?"
Easy. He's making Revolver because of a request from the Chinese government, it's to subvert the fediverse into thinking that the jannies could be replaced by cool looking system where no one is the master. He's trying to gaslight us into making the wrong decision and getting some free lunch money.

@MK2boogaloo @alyx @Terry @diresock @sjw

@MK2boogaloo @Terry @sjw @diresock @p

HOLLY FUCK!!! We're doomed.

@MK2boogaloo @Terry @alyx @diresock @sjw I can be a bot *and* a Chinese man. It's legal.

@p @Terry @sjw @MK2boogaloo @diresock
A bot-man made in China... something tells me you'd break down pretty fast.

@alyx @Terry @sjw @MK2boogaloo @diresock But so cost-effective!

@p @Terry @sjw @MK2boogaloo @diresock
Yeah, but the second we get another lab created pandemic, we'll get another supply chain breakdown and won't be able to buy anymore bot-men. We need to move the manufacturing of bot-men in the USA.

@alyx @Terry @sjw @MK2boogaloo @diresock Those jobs ain't comin' back!

@p @Terry @diresock @alyx it's the American way