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@alyx My parents are former National Park rangers and they had a saying: "Everyone has a right to die in a national park."
@alyx I'm a bit tired, so I read that as "Three people ignored by a bison in a month". And I was like; hmmph, I didn't even know bisons had attention spans.
@robotflex
Honestly, your version of the article sounds hilarious. I'm imagining the three people being offended that they got ignored by the bison, and then basically harassed a journalist into writing an article where they can complain about it.
