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I'd honestly make a new account at that point.

@VD15
Well fuck... Don't know where to slot him into the fight... it seems he has fame on his side.

@VD15
Hmm... hard question...
One of them got his dick infected, the other guy got it completely stuck.
If the battle involved swordfighting with their dicks, I'd say the M&M guy would win, as his dick would basically have armor, while his opponent is exposed and sore.
It also seemed like he had planned his stunt a little more, then the guy that just randomly put his dick in chicken meat.

Though, the chicken guy just going on instinct to fuck... meat... that might mean he's more in touch with his animalistic side, and he'd just revert to a primal state and go ape shit in a fight. That would give him the advantage. There are few things more dangerous than a wounded animal.

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