@PinochetsCommieCopter
If your church wants women ministers that's fine. It's still weird considering... well... the whole of Christianity. But whatever.
What I don't get is... why the fake beard?! I feel like the Christian God had something to say about lying.
1 Timothy 2:12 ESV
I do not permit a woman to teach or to exercise authority over a man; rather, she is to remain quiet.
1 Corinthians 14:34-35 ESV
As in all the churches of the saints, the women should keep silent in the churches. For they are not permitted to speak, but should be in submission, as the Law also says. If there is anything they desire to learn, let them ask their husbands at home. For it is shameful for a woman to speak in church.