I've been thinking about my conspiracy theory, and I realized it's all completely wrong. It makes no sense, the timelines don't match at all. The motivation isn't there, it's all wrong. Complete nonsense. Just humiliatingly wrong. I'm sorry I ever put these words on the internet. Biggest mistake of my life. I probably should just commit suicide over this.

P.S. Hitler killed JFK. This one, 100% true.