Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

@nerdman
Sleep well with Aooo's soothing voice guarding you.
@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc @MisterRogersSnapped @terryenglish @kitty

@terryenglish
Oh fuck... Are we gonna do a 4 way schism now? I'm not sure I'm ready for that.
@nerdman @kitty @MisterRogersSnapped @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
See, the false awoo brings only hate and resentment into one's heart. The True Aooo brings love and forgiveness. Embrace Aooo and all will be better!
@ideepakmathur @BigCums @nerdman @terryenglish @kitty

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
He embraces lies out of ignorance. But you, you should have known better. But no worry, soon enough you will meet the Great Aooo in person. And then you'll regret your blasphemous ways.
@ideepakmathur @nerdman @MisterRogersSnapped @terryenglish @kitty

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
I will fight you forever more for the glory of Aooo if I have too. You were a good friend, but you have fallen victim to false beliefs. I will mourn your death, and celebrate your passing into the Great Aooo.
@ideepakmathur @BigCums @nerdman @terryenglish @kitty

@MisterRogersSnapped
You might win this battle, but you'll never be able to silence Aooo, since Aooo is truth, and truth is eternal.
@nerdman @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc @terryenglish @kitty

@terryenglish
I mean... how the hell am I supposed to refer to the blasphemers then? They blaspheme with awoo, so they are awoo blasphemers. Doesn't that make sense?
@kitty @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc @nerdman

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
That's harsh man. See what evil thoughts the blasphemy of awoo brought into your heart. Renounce awoo's foul ways and clean your soul!
@ideepakmathur @nerdman @terryenglish @kitty

@terryenglish
Not quickly enough if you ask me. This schism and Great War of Aooo was a long time coming.

Repent you Awoo blasphemers!
@kitty @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc @nerdman

@ideepakmathur
Hey, it's working! We're already getting new people wanting to be converted to the Word of Aooo.
@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc @kitty @nerdman @terryenglish

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
Oh my god he's right. That even looks like the face of Satan right there! Let's spread the true word of Aooo my brothers! By sword if need be! Or rather by gun, since we're not in the medieval days anymore.
@kitty @nerdman @terryenglish

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
That one of the side looks annoyed as hell.
@nerdman @kitty

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
Proof that the Church of Awoo doesn't want you to know the truth! They are trying to intimidate you into not spreading the truth of Aooo!
@nerdman @terryenglish @kitty

@nerdman
I think it was Awoo, but I'm open to see evidence for the Aooo side of things.
@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc @kitty

@nerdman
Hmm... Interesting... What small detail do you suggest people fight over?
@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc @kitty

@kitty
Can't wait to die and go to Awoo heaven to meet the Great Awoo God.
@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc @nerdman

TFW you add "awoo" as a word in your phone dictionary so your keyboard can autocorrect to it.

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
This makes me wish people could awoo in the apocalypse.
@kitty

@lain
Holly crap... No wonder Ahsoka left the Jedi Order.