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@VD15 @pasture
It's not. I've had to fix up someone's slow & old ass laptop not that long ago, and not even Windows Update is supposed to take this long.

@RUSHIFA
Not a new idea, but last time I saw it implemented it wasn't by the Albanians. Pretty sure it was some African country.

If I tweet out that I even think the election was stolen from Trump I get thrown into a gulag ,but this crazy bitch tweets this shit out and goes on tv and nothing”

I am aware of the 2 standards ,but this bordering on starting something much much bigger...
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POV: you're in alabama and your parents left the house 

@Stellar
But she isn't stuck in a washing machine...

@thor @matrix @histoire@neckbeard.xyz
I wouldn't say 10, but I'd say she still looks solidly of high-school age.

@histoire@neckbeard.xyz @matrix
>but sometimes you just wanna roll in the mud
Mud? Maybe. Human waste? Not really.

>Just imagine her saying how dare you as you ass fuck her dry
Here. Have a good wank.

@histoire@neckbeard.xyz @matrix
Not like this. This isn't dirty in the good sexy way. It's dirty in the "I fell in the latrine" kind of way.

@matrix
I love that romance languages are similar enough to one another to where I can certify that that's the actual discussion taking place, and not just some random subs being put over there.

The vote was close, but Fedi has decided. Snuggling is the most perverted thing you can do with your bf/gf. All you snugglers absolutely disgust me!

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@Haymoose
Playing devil's advocate: "hur durp, but twitter/facebook/youtube accounts aren't books"

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