@nonetrix
That's the phone's way of telling you that you broke it.
@dirb
one loli a day makes the FBI agent your best friend.
@conti
For any other person on the planet that would be seen as an admission that they're a vampire. Or at least an aspiring vampire.
For Biden it's just proof that his mind is gone.
@emilis
14
Grub went AWOL today. Not sure why. Didn't even install any updates since last boot.
In situations like this I recommend Super Grub2 Disk. It's a nifty little boot image that let's you still boot into your OS, even if Grub is broken, and then you can easily fix things.
@kura
Is the tree yellow, or are the tree dicks yellow? Too confusing for me. I'll still with "bananas".
@Stellar
Also "appreciate" is not the same as "attracted".
@Jdogg247
You and me baby are nothing but mammals, so let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel.
feet, tattooing racial slur, ketchup
@Stellar
You were right. I was not ready to see this.
@Kagekokoro@neckbeard.xyz @emilis
Same.
@matrix
The harsh reality of 2021:
Everyone but me is a trap.
@a1batross
That's a great cat right there.
@ZySoua
Adblock user: I've never seen that button in my life.
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...