@Stellar
Cat: I thought we talked about this yesterday already, hooman. This is my chair now!
@kumicota
That's absolutely absurd. Neither of those come even close to the most power hungry consumer PC you could build.
@colonelj
Private corporations being used to enforce a political ideology. I thought there was a word for that... probably beginning with the letter F and ending with ascism.
@abloo
CUM: Christians United on Mastodon
@Mia
Why aren't the other ones naked?
@Stellar
Slide enough to the left and you might end up with a fusion reactor.
@emilis
Be careful, I think Jigglypuff wants to eat you.
@a1batross
Sometimes I wonder if they're unaware that it's their own tail.
@Shadowman311
The ending was the best out of all of it, and frankly the most realistic.
@matrix
It's ok, I don't judge.
@hj
I suddenly want to hold her hand...
@emilis @nosleep@neckbeard.xyz
I'm taking your car.
@Stellar
Cat: Mine now, bitch!
@Vulkan69 @TheAncestor
YES! Oh absolutely! That thing is amazing!
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...