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@Awoo@neckbeard.xyz @icedquinn @coyote @mushroom_soup@neckbeard.xyz
Maybe one of these days I'll share my dick pics with you.

@Awoo@neckbeard.xyz @icedquinn @coyote @mushroom_soup@neckbeard.xyz
Yeah, but you didn't get mine, so who cares.

@mushroom_soup@neckbeard.xyz @icedquinn @coyote @Awoo@neckbeard.xyz
You get awoos. Even better. Besides, we all know you've got a boyfriend already.

@coyote @icedquinn @Awoo@neckbeard.xyz
Really... that's the gay part of this entire thread?

@icedquinn @coyote @Awoo@neckbeard.xyz
Not gonna lie, I do wish I was a hot ginger girl.

@coyote
Don't worry, you'll get it in time. In any case, welcome to the weird harem of horny men that I keep around me.

@coyote
Not really... it was pretty obvious that s/?/~/ wasn't serious, but I had to try to keep it going for a while, to see how you'd react.

@coyote
Honestly I was confused if that meant you want to be in a relationship with a man, or if you just want to stick your dick in anything you can.

@coyote
>Why would you ask someone to marry you?
The explanation is literally one post before the "Will you marry me?" one.

@TheAncestor
Seeing how desperate you have proven to be, I'm honestly surprised you didn't catch this post a couple of days ago.

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@coyote
sex: I identify as man
?/~ : don't you think that's a bit too personal to say over fedi?

@TheAncestor
See, I told you you'd get competition. It seems you'll have to fight for me :meru_shrug:

@TheAncestor
I think you should ask her too before commiting to a polyamorous relationship.

@TheAncestor
Don't you have a loving girlfriend already? I don't really get why you're desperate.

@TheAncestor
Somehow I knew you'd pop up, but I didn't expect it would be this fast.

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