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@nonetrix
I don't use that in Linux much, but I can see why that would be annoying. I've got my virtual desktops hotkeyed quite nicely and make good use of them, but when I go to a Windows, I keep pressing the same hotkeys expecting something to happen. Baka Windows!

@TheAncestor
That wouldn't accomplish much, since we're basically the same people. It's like saying you want to replace people from San Francisco with people from Los Angeles.

@ahhhhhhInternalErr0r @TheAncestor
True. I've never been sexually harassed by a cat. Dogs on the other hand... they only seem to have sex on their minds.

@TheAncestor @ahhhhhhInternalErr0r
Says the biased guy with a dog as a avatar. Meanwhile, I'm clearly impartial and objective.

@TheAncestor
So dogs care only about 1 human, while each cat cares about all of humanity.

Cats are protective of their bellies because they know how addictive they are for humans. They don't want us throwing our lives away as irredeemable addicts.
Dogs are selfish creatures that don't care about the danger their bellies pose to humans. They just want their belly scratches, even if it ends up with millions of humans homeless.

@TheAncestor
That's not true.
But even if it were, cats love and accept all humans no matter what their flaws are. But by your reasoning, dogs are racist and discriminatory. They're the nazis of the animal kingdom. That's not exactly a good defense.

A cat's default state is to love humans.
A dog's default state is to attack humans.
That's why we need to train the savage out of a dog, but all the cat needs is a litter box and food.

Did you know there's a cat island where thousands of stray cats live in peace and harmony, and they gladly accept human belly rubs?
On the other hand, get half a dozen stray dogs together and they'll form a vicious pack that will attack humans on sight.

See, dogs are so bad they won't even get a little a little injection.

Hmmm... I need to make more stuff up about cats to annoy Awoo. Any good ideas?

Egyptians were the highest level of cat lovers. They went so far as to worship the common cat. In exchange cats provided them with protection from evil spirits and thus Egypt became the greatest civilization of it's time.

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