Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

@coolboymew
The next Gardevoir?

@coolboymew
>1 player
You're the cup
>2 players
You play the girls

@Qato
How Nuclear Winter Could Help Fight Global Warming

People have grown so horny that simple futa girls are no longer enough. They've invented two-dick futa girls.

@histoire
Only if you promise that by "fix" you mean dropping loads of nukes on... pretty much everyone.

@matrix @igelsQTs @jackc @EnjuAihara
I like how you just stated that, like it's an universally acknowledged fact that being German sucks ass.

@deadheat
So, am I supposed to go back to drinking Coca Cola? Cause I'm one of those few morons that likes Pepsi better, so I'd rather not.

@Paygan
I loved how with each passing movie, that franchise made less and less sense. Still, it was awesome.

@icedquinn
If you even come close to touching my b̶̨̩̣̦̿͂̏͒̿̈́̐̄̒͌̆͛͗̔̐͒͊̆͒̒̀̒͒͘̚͠ͅo̵̡͔͖̭̰̮̯̞̠̝̤̞͔͎͕͕̐̇͛͗̉͂n̶̡̨̞͇̗̻͇͙̥̹͎̬̼͓͚͔̝̙̯̻̪̙͎̤̰̟͔̰̞̫̓̿̽͜ͅȩ̷̢̭̣̪̦̺̫̩̠͕̮̯̤͇͉͕̹̞̗̗̮͈͕̬͓͓̟̫́̋̀͐̆́̔͆̏̑̄̏̈́̆̒̆͂͗̆͌̉̓̊̎̀͆̓̇ͅͅş̵̢̨̱̬̖̪͉̹͎̟͎̥͎̠̏̌̓̀̈̄͑̚͠, I'll call the cops and tell them you raped me. So don't even fucking think about my b̶̨̩̣̦̿͂̏͒̿̈́̐̄̒͌̆͛͗̔̐͒͊̆͒̒̀̒͒͘̚͠ͅo̵̡͔͖̭̰̮̯̞̠̝̤̞͔͎͕͕̐̇͛͗̉͂n̶̡̨̞͇̗̻͇͙̥̹͎̬̼͓͚͔̝̙̯̻̪̙͎̤̰̟͔̰̞̫̓̿̽͜ͅȩ̷̢̭̣̪̦̺̫̩̠͕̮̯̤͇͉͕̹̞̗̗̮͈͕̬͓͓̟̫́̋̀͐̆́̔͆̏̑̄̏̈́̆̒̆͂͗̆͌̉̓̊̎̀͆̓̇ͅͅş̵̢̨̱̬̖̪͉̹͎̟͎̥͎̠̏̌̓̀̈̄͑̚͠.

@Rudolf_von_Goldenbaum
Reminder that the old Extended Universe is canon, and Disney is bad fan-fiction.

@icedquinn
hello fediboobs

@VD15
No... NOOO!!! Anything but that!

@shark @takao
LIES! She glows pink.

@a7
It's a Gardevoir. Everyone is fucking a Gardevoir.

@dave
>Zuck has a sister
That's honestly information I did not care about.

@lanodan @coolboymew
Or just go directly to a torrenting site you're familiar with and "trust" (as much as you could trust a tracker).

@PhenomX6 @allison @mangeurdenuage
Ever heard of "don't negotiate with terrorists"? Pretty much the same thing applies here. 1st rule is to not pay any ransom or succumb to any blackmail, because if you do, you paint a giant target on yourself. And I'm sure Nvidia doesn't want that.