@ForbiddenDreamer @Terry
Something tells me that, even though they worked at Twitter for many years, this advice is still valid for them.
@WashedOutGundamPilot
>he tells her to vote democrats for the american midterms
Aaaaand that's how you mind control people. GG. You give them an emotional rush and implant the desired action so it becomes associated with emotion. Then, slowly you Pavlov dog the bitch until she automatically votes democrat just because she gets a fuzzy feeling inside, that she can't explain, when she does it.
@matrix
Bad Apple, but the melting of the ice caps had some unpredictable consequences.
@pasture
That sounds like something a vegan would say.
@pasture
It's after Thanks Giving right?
Black Friday in my country is basically whenever the stores feel like they need to get rid of the old stock and it can last 1-2 weeks.
@dave
I can fucking PROMISE you, that any enjoyable book was not written by someone who's main accomplishment in life up to writing the book was a humanities degree.
@lanodan @enigmatico
What booba?
@dave
nigger nagger.
@mushroom_soup
You really can't even get a complete color wheel?! Jesus f-ing christ... talk about nuking your own products out of greed.
@nukie @Tij @cassidyclown
You need a gypsy witch, aka a woman, to interpret dreams. Best I can offer you is lightening the load in that pocket.
@riserise
Needs more salt.
@enigmatico @namedoesntfi @RehnSturm256 @Yakotarun
You're one to talk... you started this.
@Yakotarun @enigmatico @namedoesntfi @RehnSturm256
It's gonna be a while until Ina comes back to bonk us all.
@2ch
She probably could still smell the linux all over you. So I have my doubts... good luck though.
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...