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Children 20 years ago: the floor is lava
Children today: the floor is transphobic microaggresions

@comicbot
Reminds me of Mass Effect 1. You can hit on both Ashley and Liara, and they'll eventually confront you to make a "me or her" choice. You are indeed given a "why not both" option, and you lose both.

re: /g/ posting 

@MoeBritannica
inb4 Kizuna AI was an actual AI created by secret services, that had access to these advanced AI tools years before we did.

@thor
When all else fails, there will always remain one source of heating you probably didn't consider: you.

It also helps if you manage to get in some sunlight.

@GatorTime
I need that stupid meme that goes "how's it going buddy?". That seems to be Ralph whenever someone brings him up on my timeline.

P.S. as an addendum to the dream, Trump was a cat person, and cats were really affectionate to him.

Had a dream I was playing around with Windows 95 on a virtual machine on @thor 's computer. I was remembering where all the settings were, and how everything worked back then, and I was getting used to not using the various gestures and shortcuts that modern OSes brought to the PC.

The conclusion was that we need to go back to 1998 technology.

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