@mischievoustomato
>several times
You need to go to the gym.
@Lavaearth @mischievoustomato
She called your dick small.
@mischievoustomato What can I say, Eastern European women are different. We're still behind with the screeching feminist phenomenon. We still have women who behave like women.
@mischievoustomato The idea is that a woman is even more gentle and fragile than a flower. And since you're already supposed to be careful, tender and caring with flowers, it means you need to be even more so with women, as to not hurt them.
@mischievoustomato I had a teacher that liked to say that we shouldn't beat a woman, even with a flower. But he never said anything about shooting...
@LukeAlmighty In fairness, this is Legends continuity we're talking about, and even then it's disputed if it should be considered canon. But I found it pretty interesting.
@mischievoustomato @vivi
Depending on what you're looking for, you might also want to try Anna's Archive.
@VD15 Yeah... well.. there's no USC!! Checkmate!
@BasedLunatic
I hate to bring out stereotypes, but she's a gypsy, isn't she? Gypsies in my country have the most awful naming habits. Somewhere in the country there's a poor grown man named Watermelon, and another guy named Pee. And god knows how many women named Mercedesa.
@kaia Where's the fun in that?! Why use electricity, when I can use my bare hands? Uncultured people simply lack the appreciation towards the tactile feel of it. You know what I mean?
@DevouredByTheDead
>I literally have a semi-feral cat visiting my house
>I give it dry food from time to time
>doesn't even like it that much, but I trick it into eating it, cause I can tell it doesn't eat much outside what I feed it
>it's a male cat
>lets me to pet its tummy
Y'all are faggots if you can't even get a cat to allow you to pet it.
@BasedLunatic
Man, this picture is so fucking old. I have it backed up somewhere on an external drive, and I've had it since like 2007, if not even earlier.
@RealRaul What would you rather fuck:
a duck sized horse-girl, or a horse sized duck-girl?
@Shlomo What makes you think that's 2 anons? You can always worship Israel so much that you masturbate at the though of it.
なんで君はこれを読んでいるかよ
Just another random person passing by.
Oh hi.
The Alyx Vance must go this way anyway.
Gordon Freeman dies in All Dogs Go To Heaven 2.
I wasn't designed to be carried.
En Taro Igel!
Lift me up, let me go...