Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

@matrix
I'm honestly not that impressed. Most of the tech already existed, they mostly improved upon it. Even the vegetation bending thing existed way back in FarCry 2.
I'm surprised they didn't go full on RTX.

@terryenglish
It's unstable I guess. Worked previously, now it's dead for me too.
@igeljaeger

@igeljaeger
wait a second... I thought the goal of this instance was to have exactly 2 users?!

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
TFW you know GIFs don't have sound, but you still hear a faint awoo.

Google must be desperate. Constantly showing me Google Home ads on Youtube.

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
So do you think Tulsi would have a chance against Trump? 😋

@nonetrix@pleroma.site
You can try, but he'll probably just move you up on the list.

@terryenglish
Works for me.
@igeljaeger

@Jessica
Eww... that's gross!

Guest appearance by Rosa. #NSFW

Bing is surprisingly porn friendly for a search engine. Turn off SafeSearch and watch how all your Image searches eventually devolve into porn.
I just wanted a few Rydia images. A few scrolls later: tentacle porn. #NSFW

Look me in the eyes and tell me you wouldn't want this? #NSFW

I mean, Hinata is still my overall favorite waifu, but never in my life have I had the hots for a 2D sprite like I have for Rydia.

I now pronounce Rydia my favorite video game waifu.

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
Hmm... Need to look around the house. I think I have an old book with old romanian sayings somewhere. Could be fun trying to translate some.

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
Yeah, a lot of nice sayings… but I've found that they're not that easy to translate into English.

For instance: he who digs someone else's hole, will fall in it.
It's a kind of "digging your own grave", but not quite.

@dewitt_iii@gab.com
In certain circumstances it could be seen as a threat I guess. I'd need more context to decide if this is silly or not.

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
I honestly don't even know what this qualifies as. Is it furry porn? Is it brony? Is it bestiality?
@Elfie

@nonetrix@pleroma.site
I am so tempted to send you some pictures of rams.

Old romanian joke:

During the Cold War, Russia and the United States were constantly trying to outdo each other.
Soviet Russia sent the first dog in space and then proceeded to sent the first man in orbit.
The Americans panicked, seeing how far they were being left behind, and after a lot of planning they finally sent the first men on the moon.
The Russians, wanting to show the silly americans once and for all that space belonged to them, also went to the moon and painted it all in Soviet red.
Americans, not giving a shit about the Russian statement of Soviet dominance, went back to the Moon. But this time they also brought paint with them. And painted a white "Coca-Cola" on the moon.