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@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
Ok then. I wear XXL for shirts, according to EU standards. (I think it's XL for americans) And my jeans say my waist is 34. I'll be waiting.

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
You do realize I'm not gonna doxx myself so you can send me shit so you can fap at the sight of my legs.

@fluffy
I'm willing to do a lot of things, but I'm not willing to spend the money on razors necessary to tame my beastly leg hair.
@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
My legs are horribly hairy. My thighs would be disgusting.

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
You're a powerful, yet benevolent awoo tyrant.
@astolfo @diresock

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
1) I doubt it that you're willing to pay to ship that to Romania
2) Even if you get this here, I'm not gonna post pics of my face.
3) I don't even know how you take the size for a skirt
4) I'd need to know where you'll buy this from because measurement standards can differ between different places.

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
What? You thought I was some fag that was so insecure in his masculinity that he couldn't bear to wear one skirt?
@matrix

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
Oh, not a single girl had a skirt at that time. So no guys could borrow any.

Didn't mean that I wouldn't wear one if needed.
@matrix

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
There is a "always" that flashes for a single frame.
@astolfo @coolboymew

@diresock
I'm pretty sure that would be an impossible task. @icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc is in direct communion with the Great Awoo itself. As such, he has knowledge of all awoos. Even if you tries to make your own awoo, he would have access to it before you actually posted it.

@matrix
What I would say no to though, is dying my hair pink. I've invested years into getting my hair nice and long. I'm not gonna ruin it with bleaching it so I can dye it pink.

@matrix
I mean... I wouldn't say no if someone dared me to do it, or it was for some kind of costume party, but otherwise I prefer pants.

P.S. I did have to wear "girl clothes" at a team building thing. We were supposed to change clothes with members of the opposite sex. Me being the tallest guy, wasn't a pleasant experience as the clothes didn't really fit. No skirts though.

@icameheretoawoo@kiwifarms.cc
Can't really block when I'm following a few of them.

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