Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

@igel
From my experience with phones from that era, yes, it should still turn on and work as long as it still plugged in.

@igel
99% no. Back in those days, nickel batteries were the norm, and those would die even when treated right. I dread to think what would happen to one if it just stayed in a closet somewhere completely discharged for years.

@a7
Oh... go make me a sandwich then.

@bagofshit @a7
Don't think he's on the payroll of anyone. But communism is a sensitive topic for us Romanians, and since he seems to know his history quite well, I'm guessing he feels compelled to reteach it to those who forgot the lessons of history.

@a7
Ass holes are an important component of a human body. They serve a critical function. Hence, being called an ass hole is a compliment.

I should keep a link for this video for the next time someone gets offended when I call them an useful idiot.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E5_5sfirsxA

@Jack @igel @theblessing
Was about to ask "the right shape for what?", but I don't think I want to know the answer.

@igel
No. The phone looks old enough that it might not even support the modern GSM technology, so even if you revive it, you might not be able to use it at all.

@igel @Jack
The best RSS reader that ever existed closed it's doors, and people scattered away from the medium.

@maxmustermann @djsumdog @Jack @strypey @mcread
You mean the women's march pink vagina hat thing? I doubt people are still on about that, considering how big of a shitstorm it ended up being. Even people that supported it back then are probably ashamed of the whole thing.

@maxmustermann @djsumdog @Jack @strypey @mcread
Still makes no sense to me. I actively speak against antifa, so how exactly would they have my back?

@Jack @igel
This is getting a bit too spicy for me. I'll see you guys later. Have fun...

@Jack @igel
He probably would need to first admit his own gayness.

@igel
I get this is a joke, but that final point is hilariously wrong.

@Jack @igel
DAAAAAAMN! That looks good.

@matrix
>Went to Nexusmods to check if this is an actual mod, or just a photoshop.
>ended up checking sloot mods

@igel @colonelj
bruh... turkey? You mean to tell me even turkeys lack any kind of fat in Germany? Now I actually worry for you guys.

@igel @colonelj
>oil in the water
And this is why you westerners need to meet real farm grown animals. A proper chicken actually has something called FAT on it, so you don't need to add oil to make a soup.

@Jack @shouko @igel
I forgot how fun these Igel threads were.