Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

Have you ever been friendzoned by a captcha?

@TheAncestor @colonelj @mushroom_soup @ButtholeBot@neckbeard.xyz @RehnSturm256@neckbeard.xyz
Unless you're lying about that right now. In which case, you basically admitted to lying to Mama Awoo.

But I'm sure Mama Awoo loves all her pups very very much, and she'll probably forgive you.

@TheAncestor @colonelj @mushroom_soup @ButtholeBot@neckbeard.xyz @RehnSturm256@neckbeard.xyz
That's the face of someone who'd lie to their mom, a priest, a dying orphan, pretty much anyone.

@TheAncestor @colonelj @mushroom_soup @ButtholeBot@neckbeard.xyz @RehnSturm256@neckbeard.xyz
In my experience, not even the "all men love yuri" statement is true, so I have no reason to believe the yaoi one is any better.

@TheAncestor @colonelj @mushroom_soup @ButtholeBot@neckbeard.xyz @RehnSturm256@neckbeard.xyz
Unless she's into yaoi, I doubt she'll appreciate that.

@TheAncestor @colonelj @ButtholeBot@neckbeard.xyz @RehnSturm256@neckbeard.xyz
Really? cc. @mushroom_soup

This one is pretty good too.

This is so much better than the actual movie.

sudo @emilis

@mac_ack
Me.

@MischievousTomato @nonetrix
>macos (never used it)
Then don't. No good can come of it.

>efficiency
I can give you that

>powah
I still don't believe the claims that it holds up IRL. But it does depend on your use case.

@Jdogg247
Considering women have a habit of buying more of... well everything, I promise you women have a bigger impact. Especially the makeup with microplastic beads.

@mac_ack
Interesting how there's also more people dying of heart disease and diabetes. Goes to show how big of an impact Covid had on the health system that people suffering from other conditions got poorer treatment.

@colonelj
That's not a man. That's a trap.

@nonetrix @MischievousTomato
The appeal of ARM isn't the power. It's battery life.

@nonetrix
I don't use any of those. I'm unfortunately forced to use Whatsapp for personal stuff. One of the worst apps I've ever had to deal with, right next to Facebook and their Messenger app.

@MischievousTomato @nonetrix
Are you hyped for M1 because how "powerful" it is, or because it's ARM? If it's the latter, you do realize that ARM Linux laptops do exist.