Alyx Hinata 🇹🇩🚫💀 @alyx@gameliberty.club

Rosenberg is a bit too self-aware in this version...
Rosenberg: "Hi! I'm here to die!"

I've been tricked... there was no woman in this room.

Uhmmm.... how?! Do I get a free teleport out, or how is this supposed to work?

This makes perfect sense.

Also, a scientist implied I wanted to be a princess... also mentioned a castle... I thought I was playing as Barney Calhoun, not Princess Peach.

This reads like some very bad depression advice.

Oh no.... this is definitely the worst side effect of the resonance cascade.

>Mesa gives you the power to turn black
I think Michael Jackson would like a word with you guys...

https://www.moddb.com/mods/half-life-google-translate-edition

@Stellar
CUMMIES

@guttersessions
Things that didn't happen.

@crunklord420
We finally did it... we finally found Shadman's limit. Congrats boys!

@TheAncestor
I love that at some point, even she's on the verge of laughing.

@matrix
I have no sis

@fribbledom
The problem is the computational power needed to do the encoding/decoding.

@djsumdog
But remember, we're supposed to believe that Trump was the fascist.

@the0ther
They never provided real gold medals from what I know. And I don't think the Olympics has always had a budget in the billions. It blew up a lot this century.

Had a dream that Jeff Bezos knew my name. Like he personally recognized me when I entered the room. I don't think I've ever been that frightened in a dream.
How and why in the world would a billionaire know a nobody?! Look me in the eyes and tell me that's not scary.
In any case, it turns out he was a fan of a very fringe conspiracy theory blog that proclaimed that I'd be some kind of savior of the world. It keeps getting weirder, right?
Finally, his assistant hands me a notebook as big as several books containing all kinds of handwritten pleads, tips and advice, sent by readers of the blog for this "savior" they believed would help them.

Nevermind... apparently there is no hope after all...

Didn't realize learning to read was THAT important.

Imagine having a coworker named "E".